I stepped on a cornflake. Does that mean I'm a cereal killer?

Desserts

When you're stressed, you eat cake, ice cream, chocolate & sweets. Why? Because stressed spelt backward is desserts

Moves like Jagger

Levels - Avicci

R@n:Dom

I don't hate you, I'm just simply not exited about you existence.
Don't like me? Cool... I don't wake up in the morning to impress you.
BRB= I don't wanna talk to you. LOL= I have nothing else to say. COOL= I really don't care.
Imagine having a teacher named Alejandro and whenever he calls on you, Just be like: "Don't call my name, Don't call my name, Alejandro..."

Sad but True

S[he's] br[ok]en be[cause] s[he] be[lie]ve[d].

You make me feel - Cobra Starship